Fandomstuck Mythology AU Pt. 1/?

Every Good Story Starts at the Bar

The night was old and most rational people had gone to bed, yet one small, hole-in-the-wall building felt every bit as alive as town square at noon. Scruffy and ragged patrons of the bar filled the room, a smelly sea of ne’er do wells. The lights were dim. The door was forcefully kicked open to reveal a Davie’s regular, a man in his twenties with a hard expression and a long, long coat. Tonight, his hard expression was bruised, and splotches of dried blood hemmed the bottom of his coat. Despite his flashy entrance, he took his usual seat at the bar with the calculated calm of someone who knew they were getting what they came for, regardless of presence.

“What’ll it be?” A grinning bartender asked.

The man looked at him dully. “The usual.”

The bartender mulled on that for a moment, before huffing out, “Riiiigght, translate for the new kid?”

“Pint ‘a whiskey,” he relented. “And make it quick.”

“On it.”

Surely enough, less than a minute later a pint of whiskey sat before the customer, and a few gold coins were handed to the worker. The latter raised an eyebrow at the definite overpaying of the former, but chose not to mention it. He did, however, mention the man’s current state of health.

“You’re looking pretty worn for wear. There a reason?”

“There’s always a reason,” he answered, then took a great swig from his mug.

A few uncomfortable minutes passed of the bartender’s rapt attention and the drinker’s unwillingness to speak, until he sighed and continued:

“You see that man over there?” He subtly gestured to a dark corner, in which sat two men. The first was rather plain-looking, but the second was a sight to behold, a lanky, six-foot-six behemoth. It was a wonder he was able to get suits in his size. Both of their jackets bore a peculiar but distinct symbol, a red circle with an X through it.

The bartender glanced at them and nodded.

“He owes me a good coin for my services. Tonight, I’m going to get it back.”

This sparked the bartender’s intrigue. “Your services?”

“Bounty hunting,” he said bluntly.

The bartender winced. “Ooh, fun.”

He shrugged. “Eh, it pays the bills. Typically means I get to pick off the scum of the Earth, too.”

“So you’re the vigilante type.”

“Pretty much.”

A couple shouts broke out in the center of the room, followed by an exchanging of fists. A stool came flying at the man and the bartender, only for them to duck out of the way, the wood smashing against the wall behind them.

The bartender thrusted a hand at the man. “Drew Hussie, pleasure to meet ya’.”

He eyed the appendage warily, but took it nonetheless. “Nathaniel Winchester. If you’re staying here for long, you’ll see me around.”

“Oh believe me, I plan to.” Drew’s grin briefly turned shark-like, lime-colored eyes almost glowing from behind those innocent nerd glasses. He abruptly released the hand, backing away to take care of other customers. “Later.” His final remark was coupled with a cheesy wink.

It was only well after the bartender had left that Nat inspected his now-throbbing hand. Painting it purple were dark welts that perfectly formed the silhouette of a seemingly delicate hand held in the usual manner.

Note to self: the new guy’s stronger than he looks.

Augggghhhhhh I keep on imagining an AU I probably won’t be able to do anything with, but it’s gotten so bad I need to jot things down before I forget them or something.

H E L P   M E .

kittyreaper:

Give me a prompt and I’ll write a Hetalia fanfiction thing about it because I’m bored.

A) The ask box is open! Sorry if it doesn’t show up on mobile or something, but just type kittyreaper.tumblr.com/ask into the url and you should be able to get to it just fine

and B) I said this in the tags, but if you didn’t read the tags (no worries; I don’t either most times), the things I do not write are smut, overly graphic violence, and USUK. Otherwise, we’re good.

Take the title of the last song you heard and add “in my ass”

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honeyhowells:

tequilasociety:

difficult:

Blessings

in my ass

i will follow you into the dark in my ass

beautiful creatures in my ass

i can be afraid of anything in my ass

Little fang in my ass

Danger in my ass

This means war in my ass

explode in my ass

all i want for christmas in you in my ass

shake it in my ass

heaven in my ass

no light, no light in my ass

Accidents never happen in my ass.

Million Years Ago in my ass

Popular in my ass

Freewheel Burning in my ass

Hello Bitches in my ass

We are in my ass

Believe in my ass

Lost bird in my ass

This is how we do it in my ass

O come, o come Emmanuel in my ass

It’s tricky in my ass

kissing in cars in my ass

mother of the world in my ass

Ram it down in my ass

“…Of Epic Questions In My Ass”

Cheap Thrills in My Ass

Lets Get Lost In My Ass

gasoline in my ass

Wannabe in my ass

Marukaite Chikyuu In My Ass

rasputin in my ass

City lights in my ass

If I had you in my ass

Cough syrup in my ass

//Deja Vu in my ass

Crazy=Genius in my ass

well fuck))

You’ll Be Back in my ass

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

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kanhecki:

frist-over-easy:

Yes, Captain America has LEGS!

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

tuck in baby

“knives are friends, no not food, knife knife knife knife knife….. oh, hey Mr. Sampson.”

Listen up tiny dick and Aeropostale bitch

Emerald Igly

Im too gay for this.

Leggie.

I will fite you.

Im ded.

@smollie-ollie wanna add?

skididily-doo-da the FUCK on outta here
the friggity-frack r ya doin boi?
*random series of screeches and yelling*
also, one of us will make a weird face and al would take out his camera, zoom in on us, take a picture, then put it in black and white. from what i hear he plans on making a collage of all that.

Hello. I am the big clown man.

YOU DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL. MY FEET. THEY’RE LIKE ICE.

I have to eat my cereal before it gets cold!
TAKE U SHOWER.

*slurping noises*

‘Genisis’ the Whale and ‘To Coda’ the Whale Warrior

Don’t lick the boat

On the chandelier

Taste the rainbow

Occasionally Southern.