what is the church of solarity? is it about hetalia? how do i get included?

The Church of Solarity™ started out as a meme cult (a cult that worships memes), but has since become a cult meme (a cult that is a meme). It used to be its own thing, but now it’s the main sect of a bigger cult meme, the Church of Polytheism™.

No, it is not Hetalia, surprisingly enough, considering this is me we’re talking about. It’s an original thing I’ve been putting together over the last few weeks with some people from Discord. All the characters featured in the Church of Polytheism were entirely created by myself and the rest of the CoP lore planning committee on Discord.

The biggest and probably best way to get included is by joining the CoP Discord server (joining the server requires having or setting up a Discord account; Discord is an entirely free online chat client that you can either download or access online), which I will send you an invite to if you pm either myself or the official CoP Tumblr blog. Speaking of the Tumblr, you can also be included by participating in CoP events and such on Tumblr. The blog is @church-of-polytheism.

Either message/ask me, or message/ask the Tumblr if you have any further questions. I am more than happy to ramble about my cult meme! :3

is this the main blog of an hgh blog??

Well, this is my main blog, and I have two HGH blogs, so yes, I would say so!

My HGH blogs are @aph-germanias-google-history and @2p-germanias-google-history. I also run the Official Hetalia Blog™ for Germania, @imnotanelf, so if you feel like it, you can always check that out too.

I haven’t been very active on any lately, what with the end of school, but today was my last day as a sophomore, so I definitely plan on getting back online.

Tagged by @hetaliatxtpostz

Rules: List five of your own writings and give the opening. And tag five people.

1. Spirit Animal Shenanigans (has been posted to AO3 and fanfiction.net; incomplete)

They say the first human to bond with a spirit animal was a king. He was a strong, proud leader that reigned undefeated until dying in old age. His name was Romulus Vargas, and all witness accounts detailed vibrant, amber eyes, an untidy mess of curly, oak-brown hair, attractively tanned skin, and a smile so charming you could never stay mad at him. He was kind, powerful, intelligent, and came to rule almost all lands, from where the sun rose in the east, to where it set in the west. However, he was very materialistic.

(Hetalia fantasy AU)

2. Behind Closed Doors (title tentative; still WIP; unposted, and definitely incomplete)

I heard muffled screaming in the background, a chorus of angels tolling and singing in tandem with the bells of my demise. At the hellish overture of wicked, earth shattering noise, I felt the ground beneath me tremble. Was this death? Strange, in church they always said there would be a bright, welcoming light. They said you could reach towards it and it would engulf all of your sins, washing them away until it left you clean and fresh as a newborn baby. Although, that was only if you were good. Did vampires even go to heaven?

(Hetalia vampire AU)

3. From Russia with Love (unposted; a play I wrote for Creative Writing I last year, that’s actually fanfiction; complete)

Lights on. The setting is the town square of a small, charming town. In the middle of the square is a fountain; lots of flowers are planted in the area, and the square is bordered by local shops. Various people bustle about, carrying on with their business. FRANCIS enters and stands by the fountain. He has a killer taste in fashion, and it shows with his brightly-colored, but simple, attire. He moves with an air of sophisticated grace. He pulls out his cell phone and dials a number, holding it to his ear.

(Hetalia human AU)

4. Every Good Story Starts at the Bar (posted to Tumblr; sort of complete? Like? It’s a one-shot in an incomplete series?)

The night was old and most rational people had gone to bed, yet one small, hole-in-the-wall building felt every bit as alive as town square at noon. Scruffy and ragged patrons of the bar filled the room, a smelly sea of ne’er do wells. The lights were dim. The door was forcefully kicked open to reveal a Davie’s regular, a man in his twenties with a hard expression and a long, long coat. Tonight, his hard expression was bruised, and splotches of dried blood hemmed the bottom of his coat. Despite his flashy entrance, he took his usual seat at the bar with the calculated calm of someone who knew they were getting what they came for, regardless of presence.

(Fandomstuck mythology AU)

5. Heads (the unposted, incomplete rewrite of Two Sides of the Same Coin, a crappy HS fanfic I posted to AO3 a few years back)

You know, my life wasn’t always such a trainwreck. I had money, family, a bright future ahead of me. All of that is gone now, and while it’s not unbearable, the bullshit that came to fill in the gaps isn’t exactly wanted. A lot of the time, it’s the opposite case. Take, for example, right now.

(Homestuck monster AU)

I tag:

@ucoa-thespacewayfarer @edelwweiss @adorabloodthirstyhomestuck @my-hidden-wonderland @writing-prompt-s

writing-prompt-s:

One day at work, a coworker jokingly shouts: “If you love [name of home state] so much, then why don’t you go marry it?” You laughed and responded: “Yeah, I wish!” The next morning, you wake up married to a personification of your home state.

Is this Hetalia?

the-real-ted-cruz:

ignor-rants:

noirkazuma:

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

@the-real-ted-cruz

B l e s s e d b r e a d

i have been purified

Talking with writers online

fidoruh:

insomination:

alwaysboth:

elexuscal:

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

#listen #listen do u know how much braining it takes to make the words go? #it is a lot #it’s like wearing fancy clothes all day #and then when you’re at home and comfy #u just put on ur pj’s ( @feynites)

I have never related to a statement more than “do you know how much braining it takes to make words go?”

@thebibliosphere