Lore Fic #1: Welcome to the Sky

church-of-polytheism:

Title: Welcome to the Sky

Author: HNMP Kitty

Rating: Teen for foul language and slightly suggestive themes

Word Count: 2,103

Character(s): CoP Solarus, CoP Tsuki, CoP Caelum, and brief mention of CoP Vuoto

Pairing(s): Minor Caesol and minor Tsucae

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I DIED WRITING THIS. PLEASE READ IT SO I WILL NOT HAVE DIED IN VAIN.

gotsickofmyoldurl:

madame-raccoon:

rainbowbarnacle:

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melaninmedicine:

me-and-my-beard:

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

The mom is so pissed

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

how the frick are those noises even real

i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:

  • the baby alpaca was only a week old
  • this is from a farm in wisconsin
  • what happened is: she was taking a dust bath and fell into a badger hole
  • what caught the farmer’s attention was the entire herd of alpacas surrounding the hole, which is about a mile out in the field
  • the poor girl was in the hole for hours and was entirely underground when they found her
  • people apparently use “city slicker” as an insult unironically, as evidenced by the comment section

OC Outfit Doodle Asks

cuernosbeste:

abra-ka-dammit:

Send one of the following symbols and one of my OC’s names and I’ll doodle:

👀 OC in their typical underwear
💤 OC in their sleep attire
🔞 OC in something sexy
🏄 OC in what they would wear to the beach/pool
👔 OC in what they would wear to a formal event (such as a wedding)
☠ OC in what they would wear to a funeral
👖 OC in what they would wear to a casual event (such as a birthday party)
👑 OC dressed as royalty
🚪 OC in what they wear when lounging around at home
💕 OC in what they would wear on a first date
❌ OC in something they would absolutely never wear
🎃 OC in a costume they’d wear for Halloween
🎄 OC in an ugly Christmas sweater
🚓 OC in a prison uniform
🚲 OC in athletic gear 
🐰 OC in a kigurumi of their favourite animal
❄ OC in what they’d wear on a very cold day
🔥 OC in what they’d wear on a very hot day
👕 OC in a T-shirt with something stupid printed on it (think Zazzle)
🎭 OC in another OC’s typical attire
📦 OC wearing something that isn’t clothes (such as a fig leaf, a barrel, etc.)
👻 OC in a really bad disguise
📷 OC in a stereotypical tourist getup
🙎 OC in something embarrassing
👗 OC in something from the 50’s
💀 OC in goth/emo/scene attire
💃 OC in some radical 90’s clothes
🌁 OC in a hoodie
🌋 OC in camping or adventuring gear
♠️ OC in their armor (or in some sort of fantasy armor if not applicable to their story)
🎨 OC in a cartoon character’s outfit 
🏨 OC in a maid outfit
🏥 OC in a nurse uniform
🐑 OC in farmer wear
👍 OC in a crop top

I’m for this. This week request time.

Sol.

Reblog and Tag with your ocs’ Names

krazieleylines2:

And then for every name you get in your askbox, you must fill out the following character profile for said oc:

Full Name:
Gender and Sexuality:
Pronouns:
Ethnicity/Species:
Birthplace and Birthdate:
Guilty Pleasures:
Phobias:
What They Would Be Famous For:
What They Would Get Arrested For:
OC You Ship Them With:
OC Most Likely To Murder Them:
Favorite Movie/Book Genre:
Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche:
Talents and/or Powers:
Why Someone Might Love Them:
Why Someone Might Hate Them:
How They Change:
Why You Love Them:

It’s been awhile since I last AU dumped, so here you go:

An AU in which the cast of Dangan Ronpa gets stuck in an SAO-style VR game that kills people.

Notes on the mechanics of the video game before we start:

1. Unlike SAO, there are different species/races and classes to choose from. The races are your standard fantasy races: human, fae (elf, fairy, or druid), dwarf, merperson, troll (frost or wood), and shape-shifter. The classes are also pretty standard: swordsperson, warrior/gladiator, cleric/bard, mage/sorcerer/sorceress, sniper/archer, and rogue. Each player has a total of 90 race-class pairs to choose from.

2. Instead of needing to use a skill to upgrade it, when you beat bosses and-or level up (you gain experience by fighting and crafting- and yes, cooking counts as a craft), you get a thing called a “skill point.” Skill points can be spent in your menu on different skills. Each class and race comes with a set of advantages and disadvantages, so you have to strategize when it comes to spending your skill points. Skill points can not be refunded and put towards other skills once they’ve already been spent.

3.Regarding ultimate attacks, in this version of SAO, once you max out a skill (it can be any combat-related skill – you can’t ultimate your cooking skill; that would be stupid -, from a healing spell to a sword attack!) you will be given three or so different ultimates related to the maxed out skill to choose from. However, once you pick an ultimate, your ultimate will be considered a different skill from the skill it’s related to. This means you have to strategize when it comes to spending your skill points even more, because your ultimate gets better separately.

4. Also, health isn’t a skill. Your max health depends on your race/class pair and your level, not skill points put towards health. That would be stupid.

5. Also, the menu isn’t gesture-controlled, because this is nerve gear why tf would you need gestures. Other players can’t see your menu, aside from your health bar and screen name.

6. Post-locking people in the game, while your avatar is now your actual appearance, your physical capabilities IRL are not your capabilities in-game. Chiaki would never be able to swing around weapons that ridiculously huge IRL, but because her in-game strength stat is high, she can do so within the virtual world.

7. The level cap is level 250.

8. The guild cap is 100 players.

9. When fighting in a party or with a guild, each player gets the same amount of experience. The experience amount each player get does not change if you’re playing alone. If you beat a boss by yourself, let’s say you get 100 XP or something. If you beat the same boss in a guild, everyone in the guild that’s fighting each gets 100 XP. This is to encourage teamwork.

10. The no crystal zones don’t exist, because those are stupid.

11. The bosses and minibosses respawn after they’re beaten so other players can beat them, but you only need to beat a boss once to unlock the next floor to all players.

Most, if not all, of the main cast is aged up for various reasons. They’re roughly college age.

Hajime Hinata and Chiaki Nanami are best friends in real life. They were also both beta testers for the new VR mmorpg “Ruin Spirits Online.” This is why they’re both pretty OP.

Hajime’s in-game self is a human swordsman named Izuru Kamukura. The avatar looks just like Izuru Kamukura from canon, surprise, surprise. His primary weapon is a sword, and his ultimate is “Truth Blade,” a sword slash that no magic can block, but armor and shields can take the edge off.

Chiaki’s in-game self is a dwarven warrior named Usami. The avatar looks like a buff, dwarf Usami. Her primary weapon is a giant battle axe, and her ultimate is “Game Over,” a giant axe slash that, when the skill’s upgraded enough, opens a hole to the center of the Earth down the field, killing anyone who falls into it. However, regardless of skill or whatever, it’s dodgeable. Chiaki, being Chiaki, is one of the best players in the game, and probably the best tank.

On the first day of RSO being online, a terrorist group known as “Ultimate Despair” hacks into the servers and creates a glitch that makes players die when their avatars do. Then, they trap all 30,000,000 or so players inside the game, and tell them they’ll be freed when someone makes it to the top of the ruined Castle Mut, which has 200 floors, each with its own bosses and dungeons. The group also decides to make all the players’ avatars look like their IRL selves, just to screw with them and spread some more needless despair.

Izuru and Usami obviously decide to party up, both knowing they’re on the same level, make a great team, and trust each other.

However, while they have a DPS and tank, they don’t have a healer.

One of the big guilds that pops up is “The Future Foundation,” which consists of class 78 from canon. The leader of the guild is this AU’s Makoto Naegi, a human mage known as a-hoe-gay. It was supposed to be a joke character while he got the hang of the game.

Nagito Komaeda plays an elven cleric named Trash. His ultimate is “Hope Blast,” which heals all party members and boosts their defense and attack stats for a short period of time. He tried to join TFF, but because of the intense, burning hatred between him and Junko Enoshima, he ends up not. Instead, he parties up with Izuru and Usami after meeting them, becoming the healer of their group.

Much later on, a-hoe-gay approaches Izuru, Usami, and Trash for help. Apparently Kuma-Chan (Junko) and Mono-Chan (Mukuro Ikusaba) split from TFF and formed a player-killing guild – “Ultimate Despair,” intentionally named after the terrorist group that caused this – and TFF is kinda losing control of the situation. They came to the trio, because Izuru and Usami are really good players, Usami being one of the best players, and with Trash watching their backs, most people want to be on their good sides. The trio then calls up everyone they’ve met and befriended so far (class 77-B from canon), and they all join up with TFF to take down UD.

I know literally nothing about DRV3, so I’m going to leave that group’s involvement to you guys.