My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code
There are 4 types of responses to this post
1) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and this is fucking disgusting/offensive/problematic and here’s why”
2) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and you’re absolutely right and I hate you for it”
3) Actual smart linguistics/etymology people describing the progression of accents and proving how big of a dumbass I am
This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!
Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!
Won’t chance it.
Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money
Let me reblog this 2x then 😂
Do the thing pls
im screaming it worked lmfao
Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice
Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…
I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;
Fuck it, I need the money 😂
I definitely need the money
I absolutely need the money.
Hate these things, but screw it; I guess I’m doing it.
Why can I totally see the Italy brothers hurriedly making pasta knives when in danger? Or, better yet, having a whole stash of pasta knives hidden somewhere. You know. Just in case.
Petition to make it fanon that APH Celt bar-crawled all over Europe several times.
And by “bar-crawled,” I of course don’t mean went from bar to bar, but traveled between the houses of the other ancients, just showing up and drinking all their alcohol.
Petition to make this fanon, because: A.) the Celts were everywhere, and B.) this is totally something Celt would do- don’t you dare deny it.
Petition to rename the Bad Friends/Touch Trio (BFT/BTT) the Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato Trio (BLT). Prussia’s the bacon; France’s the lettuce; Spain’s the tomato. It’s non-offensive, humorous, and accurate.
For example, what if hanahaki was just a part of a fantasy race’s biology; when a member fell in love with someone, the resulting chemical stuff would activate a thing in their body that made flowers grow inside them. Coughing up flowers could be the society’s, albeit more morbid, version of buying flowers for one’s romantic interest. The flowers could only be stopped if the person, er, did “things” with the object of their affections, convincing their body that the love was requited and it could calm tf down. Otherwise, the person would eventually suffocate because of the flowers.
However, this wouldn’t be just a one-and-done thing. Even after person A and person B fixed the initial flower issue, if they didn’t actively act on their relationship for a long enough time, the body would freak out again, thinking the other abandoned them, and the hanahaki would start up again. This cycle would be a thing for as long as intense, romantic feelings existed between the couple.
The comedic part: the first time it happened, the couple experienced all kinds of angst and panic. But, after a while, the routine just got kind of annoying.
Discount Deity of Death 